{"id":20103,"date":"2014-01-17T14:31:57","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T22:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/?p=20103"},"modified":"2014-01-17T15:02:28","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T23:02:28","slug":"aussie-time-the-australian-open-and-courtney-barnetts-avant-gardener-tennis-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/2014-01\/aussie-time-the-australian-open-and-courtney-barnetts-avant-gardener-tennis-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Aussie Time:  The Australian Open and Courtney Barnett&#8217;s &#8220;Avant Gardener&#8221; Tennis Video"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/CB.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-20108\" alt=\"CB\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/CB-650x365.jpg\" width=\"635\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/CB-650x365.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/CB-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/CB-450x253.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/CB.jpg 1366w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s that time of year:\u00a0 all-hours are being spent watching the <strong>Australian Open<\/strong> tennis tournament.\u00a0 We are hopeless tennis addicts dating back to the days of <strong>Stan Smith, Rod Laver, John Newcombe<\/strong>, et. seq.\u00a0 So after a Major absence following the <strong>U.S. Open<\/strong> in August, we&#8217;ve sat in abeyance waiting for the <strong>Aussie Open<\/strong> and its heat treatment.\u00a0 And now we&#8217;re all good again.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to being <strong>Aussie Open<\/strong> addicts, we&#8217;ve also been big fans of Australian music starting with <strong>The Saints<\/strong> and <strong>Radio Birdman<\/strong>, moving into <strong>The Go-Betweens<\/strong> and <strong>The Church,<\/strong> and (most recently) the (part-)Australian band <strong>Allo Darlin&#8217;<\/strong> (which released our<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelefortreport.com\/blog\/2013-01\/the-best-albums-of-2012-2\/\"><strong> Best Album of 2012<\/strong><\/a>).\u00a0 And recently, while properly preparing for the<strong> Australian Open<\/strong>, we stumbled across <a href=\"http:\/\/courtneybarnett.com.au\/\"><strong>Courtney Barnett<\/strong><\/a> and her song <em><strong>Avant Gardener<\/strong><\/em>.\u00a0 The tennis motif in <strong>Barnett&#8217;s<\/strong> official video for the song (see below) also provided the perfect tie-in with the <strong>Open<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Barnett<\/strong> is a 25-year-old singer-songwriter guitarist who last year combined several recordings into the well-received <strong><em>The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 That recording&#8217;s lead single <em><strong>Avant Gardener<\/strong><\/em> tells the story of an anaphylactic panic-attack in the midst of an Australian heatwave (such as happened this week at the<strong> Open<\/strong>), with clever lyrics such as \u201cThe paramedic thinks I\u2019m clever cos I play guitar, I think she\u2019s clever cos she stops people dying.\u201d\u00a0 We&#8217;re just getting to know <strong>Barnett<\/strong>, but it&#8217;s clear in <em><strong>Avant Gardener<\/strong><\/em> that she shows great promise as a songwriter, lyricist and performer.\u00a0 We love her deadpan delivery and the instrumental flourishes in the song.\u00a0 Check it out below (the song&#8217;s lyrics follow the video).\u00a0 We&#8217;ll have more about <strong>Courtney Barnett<\/strong> in the future.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bcnIhzaDTd0\" height=\"425\" width=\"625\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>AVANT GARDENER<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I sleep in late<br \/>\nAnother day<br \/>\nOh what a wonder<br \/>\nOh what a waste.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a monday<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s so mundane<br \/>\nWhat exciting things<br \/>\nWill happen today?<br \/>\nThe yard is full of hard rubbish it&#8217;s a mess and<br \/>\nI guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab<br \/>\nWe should ammend that<br \/>\nI pull the sheets back<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s 40 degrees<br \/>\nAnd i feel like i&#8217;m dying.<br \/>\nLife&#8217;s getting hard in here<br \/>\nSo i do some gardening<br \/>\nAnything to take my mind away from where it&#8217;s sposed to be.<br \/>\nThe nice lady next door talks of green beds<br \/>\nAnd all the nice things that she wants to plant in them<br \/>\nI wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps.<br \/>\nSunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.<br \/>\nI feel pro-active<br \/>\nI pull out weeds<br \/>\nAll of a sudden<br \/>\nI&#8217;m having trouble breathing in.<\/p>\n<p>My hands are shaky<br \/>\nMy knees are weak<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t seem to stand<br \/>\nOn my own two feet<br \/>\nI&#8217;m breathing but i&#8217;m wheezing<br \/>\nFeel like i&#8217;m emphysem-in&#8217;<br \/>\nMy throat feels like a funnel<br \/>\nFilled with weet bix and kerosene and<br \/>\nOh no, next thing i know<br \/>\nThey call up triple o<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather die than owe the hospital<br \/>\nTill I get old<br \/>\nI get adrenalin<br \/>\nStraight to the heart<br \/>\nI feel like Uma Thurman<br \/>\nPost-overdosing kick start<br \/>\nReminds me of the time<br \/>\nWhen i was really sick and i<br \/>\nHad too much psuedoefedryn and i<br \/>\nCouldn&#8217;t sleep at night<br \/>\nHalfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s probably wondering what i&#8217;m doing getting in an ambulance<br \/>\nThe paramedic thinks i&#8217;m clever cos i play guitar<br \/>\nI think she&#8217;s clever cos she stops people dying<br \/>\nAnaphylactic and super hypocondriactic<br \/>\nShould&#8217;ve stayed in bed today<br \/>\nI much prefer the mundane.<br \/>\nI take a hit from<br \/>\nAn asthma puffer<br \/>\nI do it wrong<br \/>\nI was never good at smoking bongs.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not that good at breathing in.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year:\u00a0 all-hours are being spent watching the Australian Open tennis tournament.\u00a0 We are hopeless tennis addicts dating back to the days of Stan Smith, Rod Laver, John Newcombe, et. seq.\u00a0 So after a Major absence following the U.S. Open in August, we&#8217;ve sat in abeyance waiting for the Aussie Open and 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